Sunday, 15 February 2009

Through The Keyhole

Do you remember that TV programme in which Loyd Grossman showed us round a famous person's house? And then at the end we had to guess who lived there? Well, imagine the strangled sounds of Mr Grossman's Irritable Vowel Syndrome guiding you round this property, and see if you can guess who resides in it.

A bird's eye view of the roof looks like this:

The 'tiles' and edge of the roof appear to involve decorative features including 'sprinkles' and slices of Cadbury's Fudge:

The gable end of the house is very pretty:

With detailing such as Jelly Tot highlights:

And snowy hearts with metallic pink balls:

The front door has a sugared green border, and silver door 'knob'

Who lives in a house like this? Over to you, dear Reader.

Come on then - you be the judges, who do you think lives in that house? A pretty house with the extremely pleasing aroma of ginger. Any idea?

This is who lives there:

The Jelly Baby Family!

We've had this gingerbread house kit in the cupboard for some time. I did intend to do it as an activity with the kids over the Christmas holidays, but we didn't get round to it. A couple of weekends ago, however, we decided it would liven up a quiet Saturday. This is how it ended up looking:

The kit was a gift brought back from a holiday some friends had in Sweden; when we opened the box, we found the chimney 'pieces' broken (I did try to cement them together with icing, but it didn't work) so it's a house with no chimney - obviously Santa would need to find another way in. The Wrinklets had a great time making this, especially No.1, who asked if anyone got to make their living from doing stuff like decorating cakes. You wouldn't believe the mess in the kitchen when they'd finished, it looked like an explosion in a Rowntree factory, and there was a horrible 'crunch' underfoot until I'd swept the floor, washed it, and then hoovered.

We'd never made a gingerbread house before, but I think we'll definitely do another one in the future. They slowly demolished the house all week - that's the gingerbread house, not the one in which we live. Although now I come to think of it, they have a pretty good go at demolishing that every single week.

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The monkey I promised Trash for her Bushfire Appeal raffle is now finished. I'll leave it to the winner to name her:

Socks in various shades of pink. The fabric for the dress was one of FQ's that WMK sent me for our Valentine Swap back in February 2008. When I went to our local fabric shop to buy the trim for the monkey's dress, I was seeking small ricrac in a cerise colour. They didn't have any, so I ended up with what you see. The lady serving was very helpful, and asked what it was for - when I told her it was for a monkey as a prize in a raffle for the Bushfire Appeal, she insisted I didn't have to pay for the trim. People are nice, aren't they?

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57 commenty bits:

Troy said...

I think that is the nicest edible thing I've ever seen - seriously!

Penny said...

Your poor, homeless jelly baby family, now that their house has been eaten. Or maybe, surely not, nobody would eat the jelly baby family as well as the house...

That was nice of the women in the fabric shop.

wonderwoman said...

oooh i wouldn't mind living in a house like that!!!

The Dotterel said...

Hansel and Gretel upgraded, have they? (Or was that the witch?)

Flossie and Tom said...

Love the monkey - she is beautiful - I think I would call her Phoenix ( rising from the ashes)

Sara
XX

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

How lovely that the woman in the shop donated the trim for your gorgeous monkey! And your gingerbread house looks delish!

Lucy xx

Kitty said...

Hi Troy - Gosh, really? Thank you! x


Hi Penny - Erm ... well. *GULP* The Jelly Baby family don't live here anymore. *blush* x


Hi WW - The smell of the house was wonderful - I really enjoyed sniffing it. I know, I know ... I'm weird. x


Hi Mr Dot - It was the witch who lived in the gingerbread house - although maybe Hansel and Gretel did once they'd disposed of her in the oven?! x


Hi F&T -Glad you like her - have you entered the raffle? x


Hi Lucy - It was very nice of her, wasn't it? Mind you, I'm in there every single week buying something or other, so I'm a 'good' customer. Even so - it was really kind. x

Malicious Intent said...

I am hungry.
Me want cookie house.


LOVE the monkey, she's a doll. Uh no pun intended.

Grit said...

i want to live in that house! unfortunately, after a couple of hours, i might have turned it into a ruin!

Moogsmum said...

What a gorgeous gingerbread house!! Too good to eat surely?

Your raffley monkey is sooo pretty! I love her little dress and the free trim is gorgeous!!

xx

Sal said...

Oooh Kitty you do the nicest posts!
I'm watching your footy team at the mo...and doing a Macbeth essay..;-) XXX

Esther said...

what a yummy looking house. If I lived there it wouldn't last long! YOur latest Monkey is beautiful - what a good cause - you are an angel :o)

trashalou said...

Oh Miss Kitty! You are such a talented creature. Although am wondering whether the land where the gingerbread house resides should be recipient of a Red Cross Appeal? You know, after the effects of Hurricane Wrinklet and all..... ;-)

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

That's a house I could happily live in.... my own little sugar shack!
xoxo

Alex Mason said...

Gorgeous house that i could just eat! and very gorgeous monkey, hope you had a lovely weekend xx

dottycookie said...

Lovely house - and what a brill idea to make it in grey old February instead of at Christmas when no-one wants to eat it!

Tilly said...

I'm sure this monkey was as gorgeous as all the others, and the house absolutely yummy, but Blogger wouldn't load the photo's for me! Ho hum!

Natasha said...

Oooh yummy yummy! I want to live in your house! We made one this year too but not a lot of our sweeties made it onto the house! Hanna even got a big stick to knock the smarties off! She takes after me!

Gina said...

What a fantastic gingerbread house. The monkey prize is lovely too!

JuliaB said...

Lovely house! Bet it tasted nice too! And Wonderful Monkey. What a nice lady in the fabric shop. (and lovely trim too!). x

Suburbia said...

You have such patience! The house looks yummy, I can imagine the mess. Not sure mine would have persivered, they probably would have just eaten the contence of the kit straight from the packet,and cut out the middle man!

monda-loves said...

what a lovely gingerbread house - I bet your kids had loads of fun making this. I've never made one myself but I've always wanted to.

Monda
x

Ali said...

I really think the February gingerbread house is a tradition which could catch on. It's a much better time to really enjoy one than in the pre Christmas frenzy.

Your kids have more self control than mine - with them it's a case of plaster on as much icing and sweeties as possible and to hell with architectural merit.

Kitty said...

Hi MI - I just loved the smell of this house, it was gorgeous! I'm happy with the monkey now - was not happy with the first dress I made, so it got removed and a new one made. x


Hi Grit - It got turned into a ruin anyway. I think half the fun for the kids was bashing it to pieces! x


Hi Mrs Moog - There would have been no point making it to just LOOK at it. Glad you like the monkey. x


Hi Sal - So it was you watching that made them play like a bunch of eejits and lose then, was it? ;-) Pah! x


Hi Esther - The house was meant for eating, but they had fun 'making' it too. I think we'll definitely do it again. x


Hi Trash - Unfortunately there was no charitable donations for the gingerbread 'land' (which was in fact a chopping board covered in aluminium foil). I'm still finding the blinking sprinkles! x


Hi Dawn - Oh yes, and very sugary shack. The kids were on a sugar high for days! :-O x

Kitty said...

Hi Alex - The weekend has been very quiet. Hope you're starting to feel a bit better now? x


Hi DC - Yes, it did brighten up the day, I must say. Mostly with brightly coloured sprinkles, which seem to have rolled into the most inconvenient places! x


Hi Tilly - Oh dear :( Are they just square boxes, or aren't you seeing anything at all? Sorry about that. x


Hi Natasha - A good few of our sweeties didn't make it onto the house either! And you'll note there aren't many purple jelly tots on there - that's because No.1's favourites are the purple ones! x


Hi Gina - Thank you! x


Hi Julia - It was the smell of it which I loved most. Just gorgeous. They are lovely at that fabric shop (mind you, I am there quite a lot!) x


Hi Burby - The mess was a BIG mess! Took ages to clear up and as I've said above, I'm still finding sprinkles all this time later! x


Hi Monda - I'd never made one until this year. I couldn't read the instructions on the box because they were in Swedish, so I googled and found some lovely tutorials. I'd recommend it - it was fun! x


Hi Ali - Yes, at Christmas there is already way too much to eat. February was a more sensible option. I think my kids are just older than yours rather than more sensible! x

Blossom said...

love love love that monkey!!I want to win her!!!!

Great gingerbread house!

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Awesome house!! I would so be chewing on the walls :)

Happy slightly late Valentines day!!

sharon said...

Oh yummy a gingerbread house. We made one once when the boys were small - yes that was a very long time ago ;-) If I remember correctly the icing was just about dry before they attacked it.... but we did have fun decorating it.

The bushfire raffle monkey is gorgeous Kitty. She'd be welcome in my house anytime. How nice of the lady in your shop to donate the trim, but then most people have been totally wonderful in their efforts to help. I can't look at the coverage without a shiver of 'that could have been our house' not so long ago, even though we were safe and the house and contents well insured AND I had my 'treasures' with me. Those fires are truly horrifying.

Malach the Merciless said...

Does Tom Baker visit often?

monkee maker said...

Wow, your kids have steady and very neat hands .... or did you do what I would and say "No no no! That's not right .... just let me do it!!" ala French and Saunders in one of their sketches (which always reminds me of me and my Sis, strangely).

That house really does look good enough to eat!

And seeing your gorgeous sock monkey reminds me that I must rush off and donate - I want to be in with a chance of winning her!

:)

ps. Loving the monkey material in your last post too!

jellybelly*jellybrain said...

I've always loved the idea of making a gingerbread house ... 'cept I hate gingerbread!
It does look lovely though

jennyflower said...

Awww, I always find it a bit of a suprise when people are nice-need to turn down my cynic dial I think. I love the house, so easy to clean with just a little licking!

funkymonkey said...

I love the gingerbread house but I'm not sure if I want to eat it or live in it.

Tracey.

clare said...

Lock me in , I'll eat my way out !
clares craftroom

Tawny said...

It looks luscious! I love the monkeys, I would love to make one, but I think cross stitch is more my style, mine would end up lopsided.

tintocktap said...

Wonderful gingerbread house! Can I have any left over jelly tots? Haven't had any in years, and I definately need them today!

Kitty said...

Hi Blossom - Enter the raffle and you might win her! x


Hi Ron - Those walls were made for chewing! So was the roof. And so would the chimney have been if we'd got it to stick together! x


Hi Sharon - That was the first one we'd ever made - I'll remember the mess longer than I'll remember the gingerbread house! Every time I think of the fires, I think of you having to leave your home too - thank goodness it didn't 'get' you. x


Hi Malach - Erm ... no. Why? x


Hi MM - I did the icing and they did the sweeties. If you think I'm letting an 8 yr old loose with an icing gun, you're even more bonkers than me! That monkey material from Emma is fab - I can't decide what, exactly, to do with it. x

Kitty said...

Hi Jelly! - Not much point you 'doing' one if you don't like gingerbread - or would Mr Jelly and your tiddler eat it all up? x


Hi Jenny - You must have my quotient of cynic; I often think I should have a bit more! x


Hi FM - What a bummer about yesterday's result, eh? I had a real feeling we'd lose about 3 hours before kick off :-( Maybe you could live in the gingerbread house until you've eaten it ... then move out? x


Hi Clare - That's one way of doing it - although not sure the Jelly Baby family would see it like that! x


Hi Tawny - The sock monkey is very easy to make - there is a tutorial out there on the web which is the definitive way to make them. Then just tweak to suit yourself - at least that's what I did, but then I've always been prone to taking liberties with tweaking. ;-) x


Hi Tintock - They 'relaunched' Jelly Tots fairly recently - now with only 'natural' colours and flavours. No nasty E numbers. I like the yellow ones best - No.1 likes the purple ones. No.2 won't eat them. Tsk. x

Rachael Rabbit said...

Yum!!! It looks amazing!! I haven't had a jelly baby in ages!!

Fabric and Bags said...

Yummy gingerbread house - are there any jelly babies left?? I'm quite partial to a jelly baby head!

I'm just listening to your Kaiser Chiefs and Ruby - went to see them recently they were brill!

Anne

Greedy Nan said...

I'm never sure how anyone can possibly eat one of these - I would be really upset to destroy it even knowing how much I'd enjoy eating it! Where do you start ...
Loving your Resurrection Shuffle and just about to shuffle off to bed too.

acrossthepond said...

Ohhh what I wouldn't give for a bag of Jelly Tots or a Finger of Fudge!!! I found a store here that sold British Chocolate and bought a dipped flake last week. I went to heaven and back eating it in the car!! ( I also never told any one. It has been my little secret up until now!!!)

Once again you have made an beautiful monkey. I think she should be called 'Little Miss Pretty' ! Some one is going to be lucky and very happy

elaine said...

I still have more links to click. Your generousity is touching.
The gingerbread house looks like it was just delicious. I've never - ever seen occupants! xox

Tracy said...

I would love to live in a house like that--then my dream of being a sugarplum fairy would come true! ;o) Your pink sock monkey is ever so sweet, Kitty...people are so generous, like the lady with the trim, even a small thing makes a difference. Happy Day ((HUGS))

Kim McBirnie said...

That monkey is absolutely gorgeous - you are so clever!
Kim xx

picciolo said...

all I could think was mmmmm!
: )

m said...

What a nice little house. I thought it might be "Pomperipossa" who lived in it, but the Jelly Baby family is so much nicer:) We always talk about making a "pepparkakshus" at christmas, but then we don't do it anyway. It is really fun to do it.
The little monkey girl is lovely! She is so cute!
Yesterday I went to the yarn store to buy some more yarn for the "lenten bun" (is that really the name?) I think the man in the shop thought I was crazy: Do you eat those in GB?

twiggypeasticks said...

Scofftastic house Kitty and your little monkey is gorgeous. You are a kind lady. Thanks for adding your thoughts to my manners rant, it was very cathartic :)
Twiggy x

Jodie said...

oh..jelly tots *sigh*

Kayla coo said...

The cake wouldn't last long in our house!
I do remember that programme,I loved being nosey and seeing other peoples houses,that was the best bit.

Kitty said...

Hi Rachael - Thank you! Don't you get Jelly Babies over in the States? :-O x


Hi Anne - Er no, the jelly babies have moved out and into No.1's tummy instead! Oh wow - I'm very jealous that you saw the Kaiser Chiefs - good to know they're good live. x


Hi Nan - Do you know, hitting it with a knife to start breaking it up was one of their favourite 'bits' of the whole process. The roof went first, then the walls. x


Hi ATP - There are websites that sell British Sweets you know, but a shop in Canada which sells them sounds a lot more convenient. Glad you like the monkey! x


Hi Elaine - It felt weird making a house with nobody living in it, so we put the jelly babies in there. We're weird, aren't we?! It's ok - we know that. x


Hi Tracy - I didn't know you dreamt of being the sugarplum fairy! Glad you like the monkey - if you enter the raffle you might win her! x

Kitty said...

Hi Kim - I'm glad you like her, thank you! x


Hi Picciolo - It was the smell of it which blew me away - just delicious! x


Hi M - Is a Pepparkakshus what you call a gingerbread house? I've never heard of 'lenten buns' but on googling them find they are yeasted buns with cream in - they look pretty darned yummy anyway. I look forward to seeing your yarn version! x


Hi Twiggy - Scofftastic is a splendid word, I may have to shamelessly steal it. I couldn't agree more with your manners rant - there is no excuse for people being so utterly rude - especially to children. Grrrrrr! x


Hi Jodie - Don't you have them there? Is Oz bereft of jelly tots? :-O x


Hi Kayla - I used to love the programme too, I guess it was one of the first 'reality' type programmes, since it showed us the homes of celebrities? Can't imagine Sir David Frost would consider that sort of thing these days?! x

Nicey said...

I love those ginger bread houses, both my son and daughter had one for their birthdays but you appear to have 'customised' your a liitle more. Good work
Laters

Nicey

Country Bliss said...

What a brilliant gingerbread house, looks like great fun! Gorgeous monkey too so kind of the lady to donate the trim.
Yvonne x

Amy said...

I was getting very hungry for Jelly Babies reading your post...guess I'm going to have to locate a british candy shoppe around here soon...and as always that monkey is adorable!

Christine said...

Hi Kitty. Just wanted to thank your for the gorgeous sock monkey I won in Trash's raffle. She is beautiful and settling well into our home in Penguin, Tasmania, Australia. Thanks again.

Christine
auntiesquaintquilts.blogspot.com/

Kitty said...

Hi Nicey - Yep, we customised it good and proper! x


Hi CB - Thank you! Yes, the lady was very kind. x


Hi Amy - Don't you get Jelly Babies over there? :-O That's so cruel if you don't - everyone needs jelly babies! x


Hi Christine - Thank you so much for taking the time and trouble to post. So pleased she arrived ok - let me know if and when you give her a name, ok? Take care :-)