Saturday, 31 January 2009

January Round Up

Here we are again then ... the end of another month. I didn't particularly enjoy January 2009 - perhaps the expectations I had of it were too high? It seems that so many people I know have had a tough month: It's been grey and cold and just generally miserable. I'm hoping February shapes up a whole lot better.

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We have had some snow this month - not a huge amount, but enough to make a few snowballs, which is what matters to the kids. Not enough for a snowman though (No.2 and I still fondly remember our last snowman - whom he named 'Ted'). Georgie cat decided she wanted to go out and investigate this latest sprinkling:

She took approximately 10 steps before her expression changed; it clearly read 'b*gger this for a lark'. She turned round, came back in, and didn't venture out again until the white stuff had all gone. The weather forecasters are saying we're due plenty more snow this coming week - so fingers crossed there is enough for a snowman.

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A funny thing happened at the start of the month. I was driving through town, and stopped at a pedestrian crossing. Over to my right I noticed a man with a camera on his shoulder, and 2 people in front of him. 'Oh look!' I thought 'there's a man with a camera on his shoulder - I wonder what he's doing?' Anyway, the lights changed from red to flashing amber, so I drove on my way.

However, watching the local news that evening I was aghast to see a snippet about an act of vandalism in the town ... and a video report of little interviews with local people about the damage. In one shot, there were a couple talking and in the background .... oh God, a woman in a Toyota, stopped at the pedestrian crossing. She was looking straight at the camera, the gormless look on her face reading 'Oh look! There's a man with a camera on his shoulder - I wonder what he's doing?'

It was me! On the telly! *Note to self: Please learn to drive/live with much less gormless look on face - it looks utterly ridiculous'.

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Last month I recorded my sadness at the death of Oliver Postgate. This month, I was terribly sad to hear of the death of another TV legend from my childhood: Tony Hart. Is anyone other than me old enough to remember 'Vision On'? A programme for deaf children, which heavily featured art. I'm sure it's not just arty-farty types like me who remember him fondly, or other programmes such as 'Take Hart', and 'Hartbeat'. He was in there at the start of 'SMart' too wasn't he? A modern kids programme that I still enjoy watching. The man had an amazing talent, and the programmes in which he featured were always ... classy.

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I cannot begin to describe how shocked and upset I felt when I learned this month of the death of Govinder Nazran, an artist whose work I have long admired (I have a few of his prints hanging throughout our home). It is awful that a man with so much talent died so young (he was 44, when he died on 30th December 2008. I have read conflicting reports on the cause of his death, from his having an accident, to his suffering a seizure). I am incredibly sad to know that there will be no more of his wonderful paintings or sculptures.

'The Wise' by Govinder

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I now need to thank Tawny for this Sisterhood Award, which is supposed to be passed on to 10 fellow blogging sisters who have attitude. Well I think all the women in my sidebar have 'attitude', so ladies - if you're there, consider yourself awarded. Speaking of my sidebar, I must update it - I've discovered more fabulous blogs, so will soon be adding those to the appropriate section. Thank you Tawny - x - I really appreciate it.

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More thanks are due to Helen at The Beading Lady who gave me these pretty 'Kreativ' awards. Thank you so much Helen - x. I'm supposed to pass them on to fellow 'kreativ' types, but honestly, how can I choose from the eleventy billion kreativ bloggers I read, admire, and by whom I am constantly inspired. I always knew there were clever, talented, artistic people 'out there' but seriously, the crafty bloggers I've discovered since I started blogging are so on my wavelength - it's an absolute joy to know I'm not the only one who enjoys piddling about with bits of fabric, yarn, beads, thread and buttons. I can't pass these awards on to one or two people, sorry Helen, but I just can't - I hereby pass them on to every crafty blog on which I've commented. I can't tell you all how glad I am to have discovered your blogs - keep up the fantastic work.

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I had another one of those chats with No.2 recently:

Him: "Mum ... can I ask you something?"

Me: "Yes, of course sweetie"

Him: "I want to know if something is true or not"

Me: "OK ... ask away, but can I just ask who told you about it in the first place?"

Him: "A" (One of his closest friends) ... "He said his mum told him"

Me: "Right ... what is it?"

Him: "Is it true that people can still fart once they're dead?"

Me: :-O

I laughed. Then I said I had absolutely no idea. But I'm so pleased that these sorts of conversations happen in other people's houses as well as ours. Here is a prime example of precisely how useful the internet can be. I googled the matter, and found a whole page of 'Fart Facts' (if you, dear reader, are the proud owner of a small boy, I'm sure he'll find that link both fascinating and highly amusing). According to that page, A's mum is absolutely right! Well - you live and learn, eh?

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And on that somewhat gaseous note, I shall love and leave you until next time - although after that last paragraph I have an urge to give the blog a quick squirt of Oust before I go.

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58 comments:

Bagladee said...

Hi Kitty, I do hope we get some snow this week, but not until after the weekend....I dont fancy driving up and down the motorway on a white blanket :)

I was so sad to hear that Tony Hart had died...he was probably the main reason I was so enthusiastic with Art when I was a child. He will be sadly missed. Although I do think they should do re runs of his shows I think kids would learn a lot about art and crafts and these days theres nothing like that for them on tv.

So excited about our fat quarter swap, its all ready to post...I hope you like them :)

xx

ginny said...

Hi Kitty,
i was very sad about Tony Hart too... loved take hart. But thank you for the farts link ... have emailed it to alice... her boys will love it and also so will we all here!
have a great weekend
ginny xx

Sal said...

I live right next to a church and churchyard..so now I know what those weird noises are at night...lots of them too!! ;-)

Blossom said...

you know the sad part of all thisd.is that I DID already know that dead people fart!!!ROFL.....
where is my mind these days??????????????

Suburbia said...

Fart facts for Small Sprog, perfect!!

I did love 'Vision On', brings back lots of memories :)

Hope Feb brings better things for all of you

B x

Ali said...

Dead people fart?? I'm reeling.

And congrats on the TV stardom!

Kitty said...

Hi Baggy - I don't mind snow as long as I don't have to drive in it. And as I have to drive most days, I can't say I'm eagerly awaiting its arrival. My parcel to you will be posted on Monday - hope you like it! x


Hi Ginny - I was really sad to hear of Tony Hart's death - I think he was a 'one off'. So pleased you like the farts link, and hope Alice is pleased too?! x


Hi Sal - Aha! Mystery solved - you now know all those dead people are farting! Is there much fresh air around your house?! x


Hi Blossom - You knew? Good Lord, why didn't you blog it, so I knew too?! x


Hi Burby - Oh yes, SS will love that website. It's a little boy's heaven. He'll be regaling you with facts for the rest of the weekend. 'Vision On' was such a unique programme, wasn't it? x


Hi Ali - Yes, apparently they do. The TV 'stardom' was appalling. I hope I'm never on TV ever again! x

gemmak said...

Lol @ the television event! I once knew a woman who got caught having and affair in that way! Heh. Ok, it wasn't funny at the time but looking back it was! ;o)

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

Fab farty facts Kitty - I think you should get a specially created award for a blogger with fartitude!

Lucy x

twiggypeasticks said...

Hi Kitty
I've always loved January but I think that has a lot to do with the fact it's my birthday month ;) hope you have a jolly February.
It's very sunny here so we're going for a walk in the woods soon, and we're all hoping for snow tomorrow.
I was very sad to hear about Tony Hart, he was an inspiration to so many children. Used to love watching his shows.
Twiggy x

twiggypeasticks said...

PS tip top fart facts!!!
x

Chloe said...

I've got all this to look forward to, being the owner of 2 boys.
Having said that, my 5 yr old daughter isnt much better!

Gina said...

The fart comment is priceless... and I shall save the link for my boys because believe me they find farting just as funny when they are "grown up" as when they are small. I have fond memories of Vision On too.

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

The things people do to get on TV... you are a celebrity now! But you were to me anyway ;)
PS: Got lots of snow if you want some! xo

Tawny said...

Love the fart comment. We have conversations like that too :) Glad you like the award.

UK lass in US said...

I wish they still had children's programmes like they used to - I loved Tony Hart as a kid.

Hmm, if dead people still fart, maybe I should get my husband cremated...

Flossie and Tom said...

Hi Kitty

Thanks for being my techie troubleshooter - have managed to do pictures - will leave 3 columns till headache gone !!

Loved the driving story - could of been worse - could of smashed into car in front on camera !!! be thankful for small mercys..............

sara
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Catalyst said...

Just to cheer you up, Kitty . . . SWMBO and I drove down to Phoenix yesterday for a glass exhibit in a botanical garden. (Yes, I know . . it sounds strange. I'll be blogging with photos.) The temperature under sunny skies topped out at a balmy 76 (about 24 C)!

wonderwoman said...

i dont know how, or why, but i did know about the farty thing!!! i hope we dont get too much snow, it just makes life such hard work! A small smattering would be ok!

xx

Troy said...

Excellent page link in your blog - now have it saved in my favourites "General & Misc" folder. This should encourage my eight year old (Troy Junior) to read. If it doesn't then nothing will!

Kitty said...

Hi Gemma - Oh my goodness, at least I wasn't caught out doing anything I shouldn't have been - other than looking a total eejit, that is. x


Hi Lucy - I hope your littlest Locket will enjoy the farty facts. I don't know why boys love them so much, but they do! x


Hi Twiggy - I don't normally mind January at all, but this year it's been a bit pants. It was grey and cold here today - AGAIN :-( Yes, Tony Hart was great, wasn't he? Hope your Twiglet likes the farty facts. x


Hi Chloe - Oh yes, I bet you can't wait for them to get to that silly stage where anything at all to do with 'bottoms' is hilariously funny?! x


Hi Gina - I can believe that your bigger boys still think farty facts are funny. I think there must be a gene attached to the 'XY' arrangement which gives a predisposition to finding it hilarious! Glad someone other than me recalls Vision On. x


Hi Dawn - I would be quite happy if I never appeared on tv. I was sooo embarrassed to see myself. As for the snow - no thanks, you keep it, you know how to deal with it much better than we do over here. x

Kitty said...

Hi Tawny - So pleased to hear you have conversations like that. They keep you on your toes, don't they?! Thank you very much for the award. x


Hi UK/US - Do you get to see programmes like SMart? Which is a present-day art programme. Art Attack is another one we have here. I could watch either of them without complaint. Erm ... hang fire on cremating your poor husband until he's actually kicked the bucket! x


Hi F&T - Oh, I'm so pleased it worked. Once your head clears you can tackle the 3 column problem - there are loads of advice/hints pages out there - just google! I only noticed the camera man because I was at the front of the queue of traffic - if I had been further back I wouldn't have been in the darned picture! x


Hi Mr Cat - That does NOT cheer me up. At all. You are exceptionally greedy keeping all that sunshine to yourself. Please can we have some? Please? x


Hi WW - Gosh, you knew? How? Why? When? I shall now be armed with the knowledge for the rest of my days, and will forever perplex young boys with the fact. I'm with you on the small smattering of snow. x


Hi Troy - Oh I do hope he reads and digests (so to speak) the information. You'll be so pleased if he regales you with the information he learns - especially if it's when you have the vicar to tea. x

silverpebble said...

Hello! Agree about January - big old rubbish pants, but there are bulbs coming up and birdies beginning to sing. So sad about Tony Hart and I had missed the news about Oliver Postgate - terrible. That artist was clearly very talented and his work is eye catching and really unusual - love the use of pattern.

Just peppeing at your last post got me excited. You HAVE to make a crochet flower banket. It would be gorgeous! I bet it would sell like a crochet hot cake

Emma
x

blog-blethers said...

lol I'm STILL having those surreal conversations with my 2 - and they're 20 and 16! Especially the younger daughter who has severe dyslexia and the most amazing perspectives on life:o) Sometimes I have to nip myself whilst answering to avoid laughing out loud!

periwinkle said...

I can't believe it's February tomorrow already - scary. Sad news about Tony Hart - bless him. I'm kinda hoping we do have some snow.. G hasn't really been out in snow properly yet and I can't wait to see what he does :-)
lisa x

Moogsmum said...

I remember Vision On! I used to love it and I've always loved Tony Hart - and it was so sad to hear of his death on the news.

Congratulations on your TV appearance - oh how I wish I'd seen it ;-)

Great farty facts - I have two small fart-obsessed folk who will love that...if I dare show them!!

xxx

monda-loves said...

I once sent a picture into Tony Hart for 'the gallery'. I love watching take hart and hart beat. It's sad that he's died, he seemed like such a nice man.

I love the fart story - kids just say the funniest things don't they.

Monda
x

Mike said...

Sure wish I would have known about that fart site when my son was younger.

sharon said...

That is sad about Tony Hart. We watched all of his various programmes when my 'boys' were boys! They led to a whole lot of crafting and arty endeavours. Does anyone remember Morph and his plasticine friends who used to have a segment or two on some of the shows? My younger son loved him, it appealed to the mini anarchist in him I think.

Farting is an enduring male joy. Almost as much fun as belching loudly...

Snow - oh yuck, fine to look at but not to go out in. That awful winter some time in the mid-60s finished any fondness for snow I might have possessed. The snow and ice lasted forever and the wait for the school bus (which didn't always turn up!) was sheer purgatory. And getting home again was no better. Made for some very long cold damp days I can tell you!

Here's hoping February brings you some sunshine before you forget what it is ;-)

Malach the Merciless said...

I've been dead ten years and I still fart.

Kitty said...

Hello Emma - it's lovely to 'see' you. I have seen my first snowdrops - not in my own garden, I hasten to add. It is a teeny bit 'hopeful' isn't it? Very sad news about Oliver Postgate, Tony Hart and Nazran Govinder - all three such creative souls.

Thanks for the encouragement about the crochet - I do feel a bit like giving up. x


Hiya Blethers - long time no see - how are you? Well yes, I suspect these conversations will go on, and secretly I'm rather pleased because I love the way their minds are so enquiring. x


Hi Peri - It's February! Hooray! For me January dragged on a bit; ever the optimist I hope February seems a good 3 days shorter ;-) Perhaps it could snow on your bit of the world but not on mine?! x


Hi Mrs Moogs - Oh hurrah - someone else who remembers Vision On. I'm really very glad that nobody else did see my TV appearance - it's not something I want to remember :-O Go on ... let the kids see the Farty Facts - they'll get hours of enjoyment out of them. x


Hi Monda - Awwww, I wish I'd had the courage to send something in for 'the gallery'. Did your picture get to be on tv? Tony Hart did indeed seem a real gent. x


Hi Mike - Well judging by the comments from other readers, he might still enjoy it?! x


Hi Sharon - Yes, I agree about Tony Hart's programmes prompting us to want to 'have a go' at creative crafty stuff. And of course I remember Morph and his friends - wonderful animation. I hope it does't snow too much - I don't mind looking at it, but I HATE driving in it. I'm a bit scared of skidding and slipping and sliding. :-( x


Hi Malach - Next time I visit your blog, I'm wearing a gas mask :-p x

joan said...

I love the television story. Your personality show in such a lovely way through your blog.

Malicious Intent said...

I am grieving right now. The Dr. started to regenerate last night and of course, they left us hanging until next week. I suppose this will be the introduction to Matt Smith as the new doctor and I am not ready to let go of the current, David Tennant.

We lost a great artist here too this past month, and I just wrote about it briefly. Seems we are all losing some of the best creative minds around.

We should have a wake. For the artists, the Dr. and whoever else we are missing. All of this news does NOT help what was a very difficult start for many of us!

two hippos said...

I loved your tv moment, it did make me smile (not the vanderlism bit). I was so sad about Tony Hart too, I met him once at one of my brothers school fairs. He drew a picture for me that I cherished and still have.

JuliaB said...

Hi Kitty. Oh yes, I remember vision on. I would be glued to it every week. It is very sad that poor old Tony Hart died, but at the end he couldn't draw which must have been absolutely awful for him! Such an inpirational man who inspired so many. xx

Malicious Intent said...

I looked into your artist Govinder Nazran, and I must say I really do enjoy his work. Very fun, full of color and cats! You can never go wrong with me when it comes to cats. But he did so much more and so young. At least my artist was 91 and had every right to check out. But 44? That is the prime of life for anyone, especially an artist. What a tragic loss.

Alison Boon said...

From tears to laughter in one post, oh my Kitty you sure know how to spin a tale.
I hadn't hard of Tony Hart's death but it sadden me too, what a man., but you can't bet toilet humour to lighten or should that be lower the tone.

monkee maker said...

One minute a gormless face in the background - the next minute you'll be fronting that news programme, you mark my words!

Well, what a mixed round-up this one was, happiness, sadness, then topped off nicely with fart facts. Brill.

:)

Kitty said...

Hi Joan, and welcome to my Bloggy Bits. Thanks for visiting and taking the time to leave such a nice comment. I love the photos on your blog - wonderful! :-)


Hi MI - I don't think Matt Smith starts filming until 2010 so you'll have a long time to wait ... I think perhaps you're at a bit we've already had ... keep watching! x


Hello Two Hippos and welcome to my Blgogy Bits. I have visited your blog and seen the wonderful clothes you make - I admire that enormously. I can't do it ... something always goes wrong :-( To have a 'real' Tony Hart drawing is seriously cool. Thanks for dropping by. Take care :-)


Hi Julia - As you say, it must have been awful for him to be unable to draw - hopefully he is now drawing to his heart's content. x


Hi again MI - Govinder's work was wonderful. I don't know what it was about it, but I just loved it. 44 is no age, is it? I feel for his wife and daughter. x


Hi Alison - Oh I'm all for lowering the tone. In fact it's one of my specialist subjects. I don't know whether to be ashamed or proud?! x


Hi MM - Yep, that'll be me with the gormless face in the background. So embarrassing - thankfully, nobody has commented on it yet, so I think it went unnoticed by anyone who knows me. x

elaine said...

Hi Kitty, I just love the monthly round ups by you. Your English was really showing on this one. I'm not familiar with those wonderful people or the tv shows or the term gormless...but I did look it up. It was pretty gormless of me to need to do that task. Thank-you for teaching us and Oh and as for the "poopski" facts link -- I'll file that info in my bottom drawer! Thanks xox

Dragonfly said...

Love the fart facts - will pass it on to No2, right up his street!
I was really sad to hear about Tony Hart too. He was my hero when I was young. He made everything look so easy, didn't he?

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Sorry, would have commented sooner, but got distracted by fart facts :)

I love the questions No. 2 comes up with, you never know where they will go.

Kim McBirnie said...

January has been a bit like that, hasn't it? I'm hoping for a better Feb - at least spring is coming closer.
I love the monthy round up by the way - looking forward to the one where you comment about the long, long summer heatwave! I'm going to print the fart facts for my son - he will absolutely love it!
Kimxx

tintocktap said...

LOL at no. 2! I have one of 'those' conversations with my DS the other week where I had to remain as non-committal as possible on the subject of the tooth fairy!

And yes, I'm missing Oliver Postgate and Tony Hart too.

random moments said...

Lol! I love to hear the conversations of you and your smalls. So precious and hilarious!

P.S. - about what you said on my bloggy, feel free to join in the giveaway fun guilt free. Everyone deserves a good roll of luck!

Kitty said...

Hi Elaine ... you have no gormless people in the States? I'm sure I saw one headed from Washington to Texas, just the other week? ;-) x


Hi Dfly - Oh goody, hope your No.2 appreciates them as much as my No.2 did. Tony Hart, it seems, mattered very much to many of us. x


Hi Ron - LOL ... hope you enjoyed them. It'll be a sad day when No.2 stops asking questions. x


Hi Kim - Yes, January was big ugly pants. I didn't like it at all. I too look forward to the 'heatwave' posts, given that today we are freezing our behinds off in all this snow! x


Hi Tintock - Oh yes, the Tooth Fairy. Does your tooth fairy have to write notes, like our tooth fairies do? :-O It's very awkward! x


Hi RM - No, I'm not going to enter until I feel I have redressed the balance: what goes around MUST come around in my world! x

Katie twinkles said...

It's february now kitty :-))

Hope it's a good one

Colleen formerly of South Africa said...

I hope you didn't get too much snow today.... and I can tell you, I am so frustrated...the BBC won't let me watch the back episodes of eastenders which I became addicted to while living overseas. I do love English Television.

meggie said...

You deserve every award you get. Your posts are such fun to read.
It just seems wrong to think you are freezing, & we are sweltering!

Farmyard Crafts said...

That's an interesting question! Can't say that I've really thought about that before! Thanks for the wonders of Google hey?! Imagine thumbing though an encylopaedia looking for that information!!!!

Kitty said...

Hi Twinkles ... Thank goodness for that, although I must say so far, it's looking like a close cousin of January. Snow and ice and f-f-f-f freezingness. Still, it might brighten up, eh? :-D x


Hi Colleen - We had enough for it to be a pain, but not enough for a good snowman. Is there any way you can buy Eastenders on dvd? Or even ask your local library if they could get it for you? Are you now watching the up to date shenanigans? x


Hi Meggie - Awww, thank you! Yes, we are all freezing in snow and ice whilst you show off with your swanky temperatures :-p Come August, it might be the other way round though! x


Hi FC - A very interesting question! I think perhaps it's the sort of question only a male mind might ponder?! I don't think it would be in an encyclopaedia - thank goodness for the interweb!

picciolo said...

I was very sad about Tony Hart too, what an inspiration he was. But then you cheered me up with your television appearance, hehe!
: )

elaine said...

LOL

Tracy said...

How did January sneak by so fast like that? Great round-up--as ever! Congrats on your many, lovely awards. :o) Been reading/seeing about the snow in England...Hope you and the not-so-small-smalls are keeping toasty and happy! ((HUGS))

Nicey said...

Tony Hart the mans a legend !!
Used to watch vision on when I got in from school !!!

Another mash up from Kitty - Nice one
Laters

Nicey

Jackie said...

Yes I rememebr Vision On and Take Hart and of course Tony Hart. As I was listening to the news of his death I was humming the 'ping pingy ping' music from the gallery part of the show.
There's something heart meltingly cute about catrs footprints in the snow isn't there?

the mother of this lot said...

Hello?? Kitty? Are you in? Any tea going? Cake, even?

I'm back. Fairly obviously.

Kitty said...

Hi Picciolo - I hope NEVER to repeat my TV appearance. Gawd, what a shock! :-O x


Hi Elaine - ;-) x


Hi Tracy - It went a bit slowly for me, but it happens like that when you're a bit down, doesn't it? We had lots of snow but not enough to close down the schools - the kids were not happy! x


Hi Nicey - Yep, me too. He was indeed a legend. x


Hi Jackie - I remember the gallery music! If I ever hear it in another context, it takes me right back to Vision On! Georgie only made those few prints - she didn't like it! x


Woohooo MOTL! Good to 'see' you! Where've you been? I hope you've got a note to explain your absence? Sit down, I'll put the kettle on and whip up a cake or two. x