Sunday, 2 November 2008

Halloween (2008)

It came round again, didn't it? The night of Halloween, and the following day of Samhain. So now summer is officially over, and we must all tuck down for winter. Don't know what the weather's been like in your parts, dear reader, but here it's been pretty wintry for all of half term. One evening I went out with some friends and it was sleeting fairly hard. :-(

Following the success of Boris the pumpkin last year, my kids were keen for us to have another bash at the carving thing. I'd heard that the pumpkin harvest wasn't good this year, given the appalling summer we had, but good old Mr Tesco came up trumps, and for the princely sum of £1.49, (a 50% hike in price from last year - I only know that because I looked at last year's post where I'd mentioned it cost 99 pence) a pumpkin was ours. No.1 wanted to 'do the lid' again. After a brief flirtation with the idea of a pink and girly pumpkin (tsk) she decided on black as her colour scheme. No.2 and I concentrated on the face, he was urging me to make it look 'really mean'. Anyway, a morning getting pumpkin-y resulted in this chap:

They named him 'Snape the pumpkin'. Personally, I don't think it looks at all like Alan Rickman, but there you go.

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No.1 was invited to a Halloween Party this year, and went dressed as a very pretty black cat/catwoman type thing (except cat woman didn't wear a pink skirt or pink nail varnish, did she?); this was her mask:

I'm afraid I didn't make it - it came from that well known couture house - Maison Sainsbury. She had a great time, and I'd like to thank the hostess mother - B - for giving the girls such a good party.

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One of the most lovely Halloweeny things was receiving a parcel from Jennie of Falling Down The Rabbit Hole. She had a giveaway to celebrate 100 posts at her blog, for a Halloween Bunny she'd made, and guess who won? :-D We now have the pleasure of the company of Buffy the Bunny:

The fabric Jennie used for the dress is perfect - dark and glittery cobwebs in a sheer material, over an orange cotton. Buffy has a little white felt skull on the orange bow on her head, and another on the back of her dress. She also had her own little orange felt pumpkin 'bag' on a black ribbon handle: so much stitchy attention to detail. Jennie put so much loveliness in this parcel. A hand-drawn card, LOADS of sweeties for the kids, some Halloween stickers, a pop-up ball game, Halloween stencil, and a little puzzle. Thank you so much Jennie - x - it was very kind and generous of you. My kids were over the moon (as was I).

When the postman brought this parcel, he had a sort of grin on his face. He said

'Excuse me ... can I ask you a question?'

'Of course?' I replied.

'Who, exactly, is this Kitty Wrinkle person?'

'Ah ... that's me.'

'But you're not Kitty Wrinkle, you're Mildred Featherplucker'.1

'I know I am, but I'm Kitty Wrinkle too ... it's my 'internet name'.'

'Oh ... I see. Well, you've given us all a good laugh at the Sorting Office. It's a stupid name, and every time we get something addressed to it, we hold it up and say 'look! Here's another one for Kitty Wrinkle!'

':-O'

So that's nice isn't it? I've provided a public service of laughter to the boys and girls at the local Sorting Office. Super.

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The kids were at their dad's on the day of Halloween, so I sat at the sewing machine, and made some little Wiggly Bags for Gina.

If anyone reading would like to help Gina out with this cause, just leave a message at her blog and she'll email you with an attached instruction sheet. They weren't complicated to make - If I can do them, anyone can.

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Lastly, I must apologise for not getting round to everyone's blogs over the past week. I have had ongoing *issues* with my broadband connection. I have been experiencing a dropped connection at least a dozen times a day, and it's been driving me nuts. Surely it's not normal to be asked to reset one's router that many times a day? I started to wonder if there was a problem with the phone line in general (even though the 'line test' facility at BT's website said there wasn't) or the general wiring of same? I was not happy. I called BT, and was warned that if an engineer came out and found that any problem was my equipment/fault, they would charge me £116 plus VAT. Well, an engineer did come out (they said to expect him between 1 and 6pm. He was here at 9.30am). A very nice, friendly chap by the name of Dean, who found that I had a wire loose at the exchange. That is not a metaphor for my being one sandwich short of picnic - I really did have a loose wire. Thanks Dean (oh, and I hope you win the bargain waxed jacket at eBay. I don't know why people tell me all sorts of extraneous things about their lives, but they do ... and where Dean was concerned it was the reversible Burberry jacket he's spotted on eBay).

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1 If you had a name like Mildred Featherplucker, you'd use a pseudonym too, wouldn't you?

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54 comments:

wonderwoman said...

i love that name!! reminds me of an old tongue twister - i'm not a pheasant plucker...etc.!
love the pumkin, best one i've seen so far!
so glad you are all connected now, loose wires and all!!!
your wiggly bags are great, have not done mine yet, on my list!!

hugs

xxx

Gorilla Bananas said...

Mildred Featherplucker is a wonderful name, you shouldn't be so shy about it! I'm sure Bernard Matthews would give you a job on his farm without asking for references.
I'm glad BT have got something right for a change.

Sal said...

Excellent! You really do have massive talent!! ;-)

Jackie said...

I would be so disappointed if your real name was anything less than that.
I bet you are really Polly Smith.
You did check if any of those sorting office types have blogs I hope? Just think of the money they could make if they revealed it to the highest bidder!
I do love your posts.

dottycookie said...

Smashing Pumpkin (ahahahaaa!)

BT drive me mad with that callout thing. Twice now they've told us that the fault was on our property, even after we'd done all their recommended tests, only to find when they arrive that it is with their equipment - this time apparently down a manhole halfway down the village and under 4 feet of water. And then left us without a phoneline for 5 days but since it was over a weekend they only refunded one day of line rental. Grrrrr.

Ali said...

Notoriety at the sorting office!
And Maison Sainsbury and House of Asda always do our Halloween get ups too!

jellybelly*jellybrain said...

It's funny isn't it?
My postman has *never* asked me who jellybelly*jellybrain is.
Ho hum!

Kitty said...

Hi WW - Yes, I recall the tongue twister. Best attempted when significantly sloshed ;-) The pumpkin looks good because of No.1's lid - she must take the credit. The Wiggly Bags are fine to make - although the Velcro and my sewing machine squabbled a bit. x


Hello Mr B - I am truly blessed that my parents gave me such a fine name. BT might have fixed the wire, but I didn't appreciate the 'threat' issued beforehand. I'm not happy with their 'service' at all. x


Hi Sal - Thank you! x


Hi Jackie - A double-barrelled name suits me, you think? I can quite categorically state that I am not Polly Smith! Do you know, I didn't think to ask the postman if he had a blog - damn. Maybe I'll ask him next time. x


Hi DC - Thank you - as I said, it's No.1's handiwork that makes the pumpkin cool. BT were quite sniffy with me, and I didn't appreciate it. I'd performed all their tests and there they were, still suggesting it was my equipment. Grrrrrrr. x


Hi Ali - Well yes! Maison Sainsbury is an excellent source of Halloweeny-ness. Haven't tried House of Asda yet - the nearest is at Swindon I think? Is that the one you go to? x


Hi JB (shortened because I'm too lazy to type your name in full!) Oooh, perhaps your postman isn't as forward as my postman? The thought of a parcel addressed to jellybelly*jellybrain is quite funny though :-D x

SuzyB said...

I dont think you should hide such a fabulous name either ;o)

I feel quite boring now as SuzyB, although I spose I could change what the B stands for...

Youre collectively done pumpkin is brill, love the top especially.

I dislike BT with a passion but would snog the face off virgin because they never give me any problems. Touch wood.
x

PENolan said...

If they're that entertained by your name, just imagine what they are saying could be in the boxes . . .

carolyn said...

Looks like you had a great Halloween. Glad Dean sorted out your problem and saved you the BT bill - daylight robbery!

Working Mom Knits said...

FANTASTIC pumpkin Ms. Featherplucker!

Malicious Intent said...

Guess who arrived at my doorstep yesterday?

I have been showing him around and taking photos of his visit. I'll be sure to have them posted this week. He has been rather curious about things and snooping about all over.

He will be boarding with us for another two weeks, so working on a more comfortable lodging for him in the house.

Thanks again!

Josie said...

BT, its never their fault is it? talking of nicknames, I've got one for BT = bloody thieves!!
Josie x

monda-loves said...

Mildred Featherplucker - my your parents were mean, weren't they :o)

Monda
x

Warped Mind of Ron said...

What an awesome pumpkin. I especially like the black top on it, very nice!

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

Oh Kitty, I really do think you should be using your REAL name on the blog - it is so enchanting! And I'm very very jealous of you winning that fab bunny!

Lucy x

Suburbia said...

Dear Mildred.......
We almost couldn't get a pumpkin anywhere! National shortage apparently! Small Sprog found 2 in Waitrose at the last min. Outragiously overpriced!!
Love your postman!!

Burby ;)

Kitty said...

Hi Suzy - There's nothing wrong with SuzyB! Rather more attractive than Mildred Featherplucker, that's for sure. I used to be with Virgin. I fell out with them when they wanted me to pay £15 a month to retain an email address - but not use the broadband service. x


Hi Trish - I'm not telling them what's in my boxes. They'll have to X-ray them or something to find out. Bet they'd never guess it was a handmade bunny with lots of sweets, anyway. x


Hi Carolyn - Good old Dean. He was a great help. x


Hi WMK - Why thank you. I thought yours was the fabbiest I've seen this year. x


Hi MI ... Oooh, was it LJM? Hooray and hurrah - I was worried he'd take an age like the last transatlantic batch. Can't wait to see the pictures. x


Hi Josie - Nope, they're not to blame, course they're not. Harumph. x


Hi Monda - Do you think so? :-D x


Hi Ron - Thank you - No.1 takes the credit for this year's pumpkin lid! x


Hi Lucy - 'Mildred Featherplucker's Bloggy Bits' has a certain je ne sais quoi I guess, but I'll stick with Kitty for the time being I think ;-) Buffy the bunny is gorgeous - No.1 has taken her under her wing. x

periwinkle said...

Buffy is just gorgeous and I've been to Gina's to get the wiggly info
. Your postie sounds lovely - made me laugh
lisa x

Lazylol said...

Kitty - you must be the luckiest blogger ever at winning giveaways! I hope you do the lottery!
I laughed when I read about the sorting office - funny!

Country Bliss said...

At last we know your real name!!
Love the pumpkin and your Halloween buuny.
Yvonne x

The Dotterel said...

It was a quiet Halloween round here (thanks, no doubt, to the awful weather!)

Heart in the country said...

No lost post for you at the sorting office then Mildred!
Love the pumpkin :0)
kx

Gina said...

I always knew you were a Mildred Featherplucker! Thank you soooo much for the lovely Wiggly Bags... and for the plug. As a result I've sent out more instructions this evening.
G x

Penny said...

Mildred is a lovely name - well your mother must have thought so.

I had a perfectly normal name until I got married. Now I haven't.

JuliaB said...

Love the black pumpkin hat!! Amazing.! xxx

twiggypeasticks said...

If you're Mildred can I be Ada, I've always fancied an old lady name. Your pumpkin is fab and I am V.v.v.v.jealous about your lovely Buffy Bunny.
Twiggy x

the flour loft said...

oh buffy the bunny looks sweet... made me giggle.I am sure she will be very happy in the kitty wrinkle / mildred featherplucker household. That's one mean eyed looking pumpkin too... love the black and silver top.
have a great week x

sharon said...

What a gorgeous pumpkin. Well done the Wrinkles!

We have an Aussie version of BT called Telstra, rubbish service and incredibly overpriced. Hoping to switch my phone service to my internet provider in the very near future! Have already changed my mobile.

Another lovely parcel for Kitty/Mildred! Aren't you the lucky one ;-)

Malach the Merciless said...

Boo!

Happy Halloween

Nicey said...

Nah your always a Kitty to me !! definitly not a Mildred oh and I am glad that your wires are all connected up.....

Nicey

Kitty said...

Hi Peri - Buffy is indeed gorgeous. Well done on the Wiggly Bags - it's a great cause. x


Hi Lazylol - I have been rather fortunate in the giveaway department, haven't I? I must do another one soon - redress the balance. x


Hi CB - Yes, now you know. Don't laugh at it, please, it's cruel to mock the afflicted. x


Hi Mr Dot - It was reasonably quiet here on the trick or treat front - 3 groups, but they were big groups! x


Hi HITC - No, it would seem nobody wants to send anything to poor Mildred :-( x


Hi Gina - Oh damn, you saw through my disguise! :-O Very pleased you've got more Wiggly Bag makers on the case. x


Hi Penny - I'm sorry to hear your husband lumbered you with a silly name - that's just not cricket, is it? x

Kitty said...

HI Burby - I saw some in Waitrose for £6.49 :-O What a price!! I'm glad Mr Tesco had some, I don't think I'd have forked out what Mr Waitrose wanted. x


Hi Julia - The pumpkin looked good didn't it? No.1 did a great job. x


Hi Twiggy, of course you can be Ada. I had a friend who named her first car 'Ada'. I'm afraid that name always makes me think of Les Dawson and his 'Cissie and Ada' sketches when I was a kid. Buffy Bunny is wonderful. x


Hi Ginny - Buffy is fabulous. No.1 has her at her side, and she will live in No.1's room. The black lid turned out to be a good idea, didn't it? x


Hi Sharon - Thank you! I'm happy to say the connection hasn't dropped once since Dean came out and fixed it. I shall be changing Internet provider as soon as my contract has ended though. x


Hi Malach ... AAARRRRRGGGHHHH! You nearly gave me a heart attack! x


Hi Nicey - I now answer to Kitty alongside my 'real' name (which might or might not be Mildred ;-) )x

Lesley said...

Great pumpkin Mildred!! I love the black lid but I have to agree...it's no Alan Rickman :-P

It must be so nice to know you are able to brighten a dull day at the sorting office :-)

xxx

Lin said...

Fantastic pumkins, my effort was a bit hopeless this year!

Suzie Sews said...

I love your public service..sweet!

Dawn said...

Hi Mildred... I'd stick with Kitty if I were you ;)
Snape is by far the coolest pumpkin I have seen this year!

Janet said...

Fab pumpkin Kitty :)
your smalls are going to be as talented as you.
Adore the pic of Georgie on your last blog
hugs Janetxxx

Rachael Rabbit said...

Oh my - I just LOVE your pumpkin - did you just spray paint/paint the lid?? it looks so fabulous - I would never have thought of doing something like that.

Kitty said...

Hi Lesley - Why thank you Hilda! I'm obviously thrilled to make total strangers giggle at my poor unfortunate name :-( x


Hi Lin - Thank you - No.1 was responsible for it looking special, I think. x


Hi Suzie - I'm sure I'll laugh about it one day! x


Hi Dawn - Yes, I think I'll stick to Kitty - wise advice, thank you. Thank you for the kind comment about Snape. x


Hi Janet - thank you! No.1 has inherited the arty farty gene, that's for sure.

I was quite pleased with that picture of Georgie-cat too - she is such a lovely girl, it was nice to get a good picture of her.

Lovely to 'see' you - hope all is well? Take care. x


Hi Rachael - Long story. Basically, we couldn't find the paints (I must have put them somewhere when we moved) so we had to improvise. Snape's lid is painted with face paint. It did the job though, didn't it? x

vintagerockchick said...

Hi Kitty - Love the pumpkin - I was only moaning last year that Tesco's had orange plastic buckets (so much for "saving the environment" then) with black faces painted on them, presumably for parents who were too lazy to carve real ones with their kids - so good on you! As for me, that was enough for me to launch a one-woman boycott of Tesco - not been there for over a year now and can't say I've missed it. Love the wiggly bags - will have to get the pattern from Gina x

Tracy said...

Such fun! That pumpkin is great! (I don't think it looks like A. Rickman, either--LOL! ;o) LOVE No.1's catwoman mask...I'll borrow that gladly for next year! :o) Those bags are terrific--wonderful bright colors and patterns. Ah, broadband issues...know the feeling, we were having similar last week...some days slow as molasses, sometime drop out. So far so good this week--LOL! Happy week to you all ((HUGS))

Kaz said...

Hahahahahahahaha @ Kitty Wrinkle stuff!! I so want to bombard you with parcels just to keep them amused!!

Lovely cat woman mask, pumpkin and oh my what a fabby rabbit! You're too too lucky.

K xx

SummerSadie said...

The bunny is adorable!

Amy said...

I like the name Mildred Featherplucker...I'm just sayin'

Love what you did with Professor Snape, he looks much better as a pumpkin!

Dyan said...

Oh, how I missed your posts!Halloween looks like it went over well Ms. Kitty and the bunny is just adorable. Tsk, tsk for the post office jokers, I love the name Kitty Wrinkle!
Dy

The Nostalgia Fairy said...

Hey Kitty,
Sooo good to hear from you - I have had a few issues with blogger so I think most readers have given up on me but I'm glad that you persevered. Fab post, love the pumpkin, hope things are good with you.
Will catch up with your posts as soon as possible.
Hugs,
Sandi :)

Kitty said...

Hi VRC - It doesn't take long to 'do' a pumpkin, and I bet a 'real' one is a darned sight cheaper than the plastic jobby. Good for you on the Wiggly Bags - hopefully Gina will be overrun with the things! x


Hi Tracy - I'm sure No.1 will have comprehensively wrecked that mask by next year - though she might surprise me. Maybe the snow affects your broadband? :-p x


Hi Kaz ... I might have known you'd find it funny :-p I am, I know, very lucky indeed. x


Hello SummerSadie and welcome to my Bloggy Bits. I was so lucky to win Buffy, wasn't I? Jennie has made some fabulous bunnies. x


Hi Amy - That name is growing on me, I must say. Wish I'd thought of it before I thought of Kitty Wrinkle. Just imagine how much it would make the postmen and -ladies laugh! x


Hi Dyan - It's lovely to 'see' you. How dare the Post Office take liberties with my interweb name - I bet some of them have got names just as ridiculous! x


Hello Sandi! Long time no see. I didn't know what had happened to you - you just disappeared. I'm glad you didn't. Take care. x

C.Rag said...

That's a kick ass pumpkin!

Mary-Laure said...

That pumpkin really has an EVIL grin!

Mike said...

I'm not sure if it is me or you, but the last few times I have come here, I can't scroll down your page without locking up my computer. Is anyone else having the problem or is it just me?

Lovely mask and that is quite the pumpkin.

Kitty said...

Hi C - It sure is/was! x


Hi ML - Oh, it was a mean pumpkin. Kept away the evil spirits, no problem! x


Hi Mike - I'm really sorry to hear that. I don't think I have anything 'new' here which might freeze up your computer. I use FF as my browser, so am aware of FF-sensitive widgets, etc. Nobody else has commented on the issue, but if they do, I'll be sure to let you know. In the meantime - thank you for risking pc-freeze, and coming back. x

sas said...

LOL I love the fact that Kitty is giving the postmen a good laugh :)))