No, I'm not making any reference to bottoms - not a single one. The 'bot' in the title relates to a robot: Do any of you
remember the surreal chat I had with that A.L.I.C.E creature a while ago? Well, for the festive season, she has got Santa in on the act! He is apparently called Santabot (which my brain immediately anagramised (is that a word?) into Stan Boat - a splendid name. Or he could be Nat Boast but I don't like that as much).
Anyway, we just had a chat which went like this:~
Me: Afternoon Santa - how the devil are you?
Santa: I had no idea they were. Thanks for telling me.
Me: No idea who were what?
Santa: Speak up so Santa can hear better.
Me: NO IDEA WHO WERE WHAT?
Santa: Tell Santa what you want for Christmas.
Me: I'd like some peace, some time, and some fun, please.
Santa: The list is getting longer!
Me: Oh I'm sorry, was that a bit greedy of me?
Santa: No need to apologise - let's get back to that Christmas list.
Me: I don't want anything else - oh, except health and happiness for everyone. That would be good.
Santa: That too, eh?
Me: Yes please. Are you cold?
Santa: I am Santa Claus!
Me: Yes but are you a cold Santa Claus?
Santa: Hmmm, I'm a jolly old man.
Me: Yes but are you a cold jolly old man?
Santa: I am a jolly old man.
Me: Yes I know - you're repeating yourself.
Santa: Me? I don't know whether I would say that or not.
Me: Well take it from me - you are. You're also very pink aren't you?
Santa: A lot of people say I am.
Me: If you don't mind me saying so, that moustache looks suspiciously false.
Santa: I thought it was too.
Me: Take it off - go on, I won't tell anyone.
Santa: Let's get back to the wish list.
Me: You're not comfortable talking about yourself are you?
Santa: I'm here to work on your Christmas list.
Me: Just put something nice in my stocking, ok?
Santa: I'm having trouble understanding you.
Me: Let's call it a day then, shall we?
Santa: Perhaps we could.
Me: Merry Christmas Santa - I hope you and Mrs C have a wonderful time.
Santa: And a very merry Christmas to you my young friend.
So ... I'm not quite sure what I'm going to find in my stocking, but at least he wished me a Merry Christmas. I would now like to do the same to everyone who reads the twaddle I sit here spouting. I hope you and your loved ones all have a fabulous Christmas time and wish you continuing peace, love and happiness. (Yes, I know I'm an old hippie :-p )
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21 comments:
I had a play with Santa but apparently he doesnt like to talk about what I want for Christmas ;o)
Hope the Kitty household has a smashing time and that 2008 will be a better year for all :o) x
Very Merry Christmas to you Kitty.
Ha! That Santa deserves a good kick in the bot. Have a great Christmas, Kitty.
lol... I hope you do get something wonderful in your stocking!
Merry Christmas Kitty!
{{{HUGS}}}
xoxoxoxo
And may all your Christmases be bright!
Santa needs a new hearing aid in his stocking. I only asked for Turkey and he was having NONE of it.
Wishing you and yours a wonderful one Kitty!
It appeared that Santa had selective hearing :-)
Wishing Kitty and her lovely smalls a wonderful Christmas
love Janetxxx
Hope your christmas is a good one Kitty despite all. I am sending hugs.
I sent a couple of messages not sure if you got them but could do with a chat..but maybe after crimble when things have calmed somewhat!
Lots of love
Melanie.
x
Hi Suzy - ha! I should have warned you, he won't talk about dirty stuff :-(
Merry Christmas. x
Hi Mike - Merry Christmas to you and yours. x
Hi GB - he does indeed. Merry Christmas to you and all your gorilla friends. x
Hi Dawn - Merry Christmas to you and yours from me and mine. x
Hi Cat - and the same to you (and your loved ones) too. x
Hi Ali ... tsk that Santa, he's getting a bit past it I think. Hope you manage to find a turkey! Merry Christmas to you and yours. x
Hi Mel - where did you send the messages?? I haven't had any! I will pootle over to MySpace and see if you're there - or catch you on msn? Take care hun - have a good Christmas. x
Hi Kitty! Have a Merry Christmas, or do I say Happy Christmas?
Merry Giftmas, Kitty!
Very funny Kitty! Made me snigger lots. Have a lovely christmas - and I hope Father Christmas does bring you something good even after that conversation! Lucy x
Merry Christmas Kitty!
Happy Holidays, Kitty. I hope all goes well for you and your children.
I prefer female bottoms to bots...myself...but then I'm a perverted old redneck..:):):) Merry Christmas Kitty...all the best
Merry Christmas Kitty-Witty-Kat!
(it sounds a hell of a lot cuter when I say it)
Hi Maria - hope you and yours are having a good time. x
Hi Mr A - Merry Christmas to you too. x
Hello Lucy - welcome to my Bloggy Bits. Hope you and your family are having fun. x
Hi PP - I've read your blog - I know it's chaos at your place, but I hope you're enjoying the chaos! x
Hi Hermit - Merry Christmas to you and yours. x
Hi Robert - hell even I prefer female bottoms to that Santa Bot! Hope your hangover is receding ;-) x
Hi SCG - welcome to my Bloggy Bits. I sincerely wish you a much better 2008. Look after yourself. x
Love the Santa chat - we've been reading Raymond Briggs' Father Christmas a lot this week and it sounds like you may have been talking to the same grumpy one he wrote about ...
Hope you all had a great Christmas - we did, and now everyone has gone home and left us in peace to finish up the brownies - yum!
Fun post, Kitty! Hope you & yours are having a marvelous Christmas celebration...may the festive days continue! ((HUGS))
Hi there! Wanted to pop in and give a quick hello. Hope you had a great Christmas hun!
P.S. - My parents were hippies so I'm very fond of them! ;)
Hi Dotty! We have that book too - and the film on video. Mel Smith plays him brilliantly doesn't he? Merry Christmas! x
Hi Tracy! Hope you and yours are having a wonderful time. x
Hello RM - thank you. I hope you and J had a great time too. Good to know about your folks being hippies too - peace and love, man. :-p x
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